Running and mental health are the overarching themes of this blog, but I'd like to branch out a little bit by making this weblog (blog), a little more of a journal. The happenings may be boring, but I hope to write them in a way that is a little entertaining and/or relatable. Anyhow, here's episode 1 of Everyday Happenings.
"Wasting Time, Wasting Money, Wasting Gas"
This morning I needed gas for our beloved maroon Toyota Sienna minivan. Normally this would be a straightforward process of driving to the gas station, inserting my HyVee Fuel Saver Plus Perks reward card, tapping my Discover card, and fueling up.
Today, however, after using my Perks card and tapping my Discover card, the gas started flowing, Slowly. Very slowly. Like, amazingly slowly. I'm talking, one minute and I hadn't reached half a gallon.
My little girl was patiently waiting in the car, and fortunately she wasn't too irked to go inside the convenience store. I went to the counter and waited in line to explain my problem. The Shell station wasn't too busy, so I only had to wait for one customer before I explained my situation.
"Hi," I began. "I went to fuel up out there, and the gas pump isn't working. It's pumping incredibly slowly."
"Let me look," the nice lady who was balancing a cell phone on her shoulder. "Oh, yes. We need to have our filters replaced and we're waiting for someone to come and do that. Also, the cold weather (it was -7 degrees Fahrenheit) makes it worse."
"OK," I said. "Well I used my Perks card. Is there a way you can get the 27 cents a gallon back on there?"
"I can't," she said. "But you can go to Hy Vee and they can do it there."
Great. I needed to get bananas and almond bark anyway, so the little one and I pack up and head to Hy Vee.
After getting the bananas and almond bark, I went to customer service and explained my situation.
The nice young lady at the counter looked up my account and said the 27 cents was still there.
Great. I couldn't pay for the bananas at customer service because there was no scale, but the nice lady opened a check lane for me and rang me up.
I then headed to a different Shell station near our house. Once there, I inserted my Hy Vee Fuel Saver. "Loading," the pump said. I waited. "Loading," it still said. It was cold. My fingers were losing feeling and my face felt frostbitten. "Loading."
Then, nothing. The pump went back to its home screen. I tried again. Same thing only I was even colder. Once again, I had to take my little girl inside.
Another nice young lady greeted me. "I'm having trouble using my Perks card," I said. "Can I use it in here?"
"No problem," she said. I prepaid for $50 worth of gas after inserting my Perks card.
"Did the discount go through?" I asked.
"It will go back on your card," she said.
"What do you mean?" I said. "Will I get the discount?"
"It will go on your credit card," she said.
This didn't make sense to me, but whatever. I went outside to pump my $50 of gas. Normally the price at the pump changes to reflect the discounted price, but it did not. The gas at this Shell was ten cents a gallon more expensive than the other, and I have a ten cents per gallon card for Holiday, and the gas there was also cheaper than the Shell I filled up at.
So, to save 27 cents per gallon on gas I:
- Drove to a Shell that was a little out of the way.
- Went inside to report a problem.
- Went to Hy Vee.
- Drove to another Shell.
- Went inside to report another problem.
- Paid for gas without the discount and spent more money than I would have had I just gone to the Holiday by my house.
All of this took almost an hour, so there's an hour of my morning I'll never get back. On the plus side, it looks like I still have the 27 cents discount on my card, so when I fill up next time, perhaps it'll be easier.
If you made it this far, congratulations; you just shared a mundane moment of life with me. Thanks for reading.